Many of us have experienced the romantic allure that is part of a tropical island vacation: the excitement of an exotic landscape, clear blue waters, sounds of strange birds (maybe monkeys), the smell of lush vegetation, and the feel of the sun that seems so much closer than it does at home. Islands and exotic beaches are some of the most popular vacation destinations for all these reasons and more.
Most likely, unless you are extremely rich, you will not be the lone castaway on a barren beach, plucking coconuts off a tree, swaying in a hammock, or spearing barracuda fish. Sorry to disrupt your fantasy, but the hard, cold reality of mainstream island vacation-making means the place needs to be ready to receive crowds of tourists. We now learn the critical word of the day: i-n-f-r-a-s-t-r-u-c-t-u-r-e. There. I said it. Your fruity-umbrella-drink dream is over. Sorry about that. And it will still cost you, so keep reading.

Islands these days are not complete without a cruise ship terminal.
Infrastructure. There needs to be a big enough airport, wide enough roads, large enough parking lots, and enough rental cars to get us out-of-towners around an island. To enjoy ourselves once we’ve checked into our hotels, we need to have accessible beach walks, clear signage, pest management programs, erosion control, rental facilities, and lifeguard stations. It goes to say that we might even need a Walmart. All these things are required to have fun while we’re on vacation, right? Ummm, yep. Sadly, the result of all these described “necessities” is an island that resembles something more like home than we’d like to admit to ourselves and our pocketbooks.
So is there an alternative? Can we actually “get away from it all” in our modern times?
Glad to answer that for you. Yes, there is an alternative – and you don’t even have to completely abandon your expectations for luxury and service! Room rates at the Greyfield Inn span from $395 to $595 per night with a two night minimum, and you’ll have to make your reservations at least six months in advance if you want one of the cheaper rooms. The fee includes your meals and use of bikes, so don’t grumble too much! If the price is a tad high, as I suspect it may be, there is a $4 per night alternative. You will need to bring your camping gear and tick tweezers, though. Two choices for two different groups of people. Makes sense so far.

This is where the elite classes stay on Cumberland Island. Greyfield was a former vacation "cottage" for a Carnegie descendant.
Once the accommodation question is resolved, you can start to think about that island experience I describe at the beginning of this post — an experience where people are rare, animals are abundant, you are aware of the “ecosystems” around you, roads are made of only sand, and 17-miles of undeveloped coastline await you. Paradise, right?
Welcome to Cumberland Island National Seashore: a place where you begin to understand the limitations of being a human being.
There is a lot to do on Cumberland Island, but you have to plan ahead to do much of it. At the camping orientation, given twice a day by the NPS rangers, scary pictures are painted of wry visitors who failed to acknowledge their physical limitations: snake bites, alligator attacks, groin tick infestations, poison ivy, sunburn, heatstroke, nausea, and feral horse bites. It gets even gorier, but I’ll save you from it because I’d like you to actually consider going to this place at some point.
A first day on the island will usually involve walking as far as you can go around the island’s southern attractions. This experience helps orient you to what your feet are capable of and how many pounds you can carry in your backpack. Walking on sand is not an efficient thing to do, so if you are planning on going more than a few miles, you should practice a little bit beforehand. You can also interact with armadillos and roaming wild turkeys and scruffy equines.

At first glance, they look pretty, but then you notice their ribs and their scarred tick bellies. The fat horse on the left is pregnant.
Day two might involve testing your endurance a little bit more. On my recent travels to Cumberland Island, I had the big idea to rent a bike and go 17 miles to the First African Baptist Church. This is the church where JFK Jr. married Caroline Bessett. Yes, I am a celebrity stalker, I admit it, but who isn’t? There are plenty of other things to see on the way to the church, which happens to be the last outpost on the northerly tip of the island. Sounded like a good plan, but then I realized there’s an 17 mile return trip to get back to camp. That’s a 34 mile bike trip on sand – using a wonky rental bike – I admit I was having doubts.
I discussed my supply needs with the ranger on duty (the one that scared us at the orientation). He suggested I would need 10 bottles of water to get there and back. That’s about a gallon of water! Needless to say, the bike ride would end up being slower than I thought it would be.
Long story short, the bike ride did not require a whole gallon of water. Weather conditions were nearly perfect – cloudy, 72F, breezy. I drank about 5 or 6 of those 10 bottles of water. In lieu of so much water, I should have taken more food and possibly a weapon. On my way back, I ran into a wandering, lone feral stallion on the narrow sand road. The darn horse had me in a standoff. All I had to defend myself were a couple of oversize pinecones. It was pathetic. The take away message that day was you should not underestimate the scariness of an island’s feral wildlife. Full of ticks, a scarred belly, bony ribs and back, oozing eyes and patchy hair – that horse was a piece of work.

This is a view of the "main road" about 13 miles north of my campground. The main road runs the full length of Cumberland Island and you'll need a 4WD vehicle to get there without a bike.
Traveling in this manner across Cumberland Island a person becomes very oriented to the landscape. The nuances of the maritime forest are beautifully revealed, and the experience changes as the sunlight hits different parts of the foliage. In most places on Cumberland Island, the predominant duo-culture is the saw palmetto and the southern live oak. As you move north, you see an occasional pine tree. Soon, these loblolly pines outnumber the oaks. Later, you notice small wirey stands of long-leaf pine, an endangered native pine of Georgia.

Long leaf pine trees grow differently than other pines. They are a native Georgian pine species and increasingly rare.
Sound is one of your biggest experiential informants: the rustling noises in the fallen leaves is most likely an armadillo rooting around with its nose. Bird song is ever present, and after a couple days, you’ll even forget the sound a crow makes. At night, you hear the ghostly whinnies of wild horses moving through the roadway areas as they make their way to new grazing territory. It is no surprise that the wildlife is one of the main reasons visitors come to Cumberland Island. You interact more with animals than you do with people here. For me, having grown up on a hobby farm, it is a reminder of my childhood – only the animals are a little bigger and fiercer.
The experience on Cumberland Island has nothing to do with island vacations you’ll find elsewhere. Only a few other places in the United States can offer this kind of visceral experience where the landscape envelopes you so completely. You aren’t provided for, save for running water at a few numbered locations. You can only go as far as your feet or bike can take you. You are responsible here. That means you carry out each item of waste that you bring on the island. Your care of the island is reflected in the pristine condition of the landscape. To do this well, you act within a common ethic of stewardship that links you to the well-being of the creatures and plant communities around you. Do you do that when you go to Hawaii, or when you pull into dock on your cruise ship on St. Thomas?
There is something to be said for “roughing it”.